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  • me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
  • me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

supernatural-who-lock:

i want this watch for the sole purpose of being able to take a pic with it when it says i should be dead

supernatural-who-lock:

i want this watch for the sole purpose of being able to take a pic with it when it says i should be dead

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about

conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about