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  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

hiddlememes:

"Bring Your Favorite Celebrity Hottie to Work" Day is my favorite day of the year.  (Photo Source)

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supernaturalclara:

So I was reading the driver’s manual and image

the Winchesters are screwed I mean how did they even pass the test

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

encyclopedophile:

satanickittylitter:

honey I shrunk my d*ck

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urbancatfitters:

“what do u want to be when u grow up” rich

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

 

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

the baby boom is singularly my favorite event in american history. I mean seriously all the WWII soldiers came home and had enough victory sex that they created one of the greatest population increases in the history of the country

For every note this gets I’ll do a sit up/push up

Help me get abs!

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP body-swapping for a week

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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