No One Of Consequence

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greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

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    thelilnan:

    employer: why should we hire you?

    me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

    employer: holy shit

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      hespokeoftoast:

      I was not fucking ready

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            decayingdean:

            how is he doing this

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            cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

            cachaemicgement:

            WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

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              charlesoberonn:

              asmilinggoddess:

              asmilinggoddess:

              now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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              THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

              With Mars thin atmosphere, there won’t be much wind to wipe this away. This dick will remain on Mars for eternity.

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                  crunchbuttsteak:

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

oh my god

                  crunchbuttsteak:

                  haedia:

                  thewolfofnibu:

                  stahscre4m:

                  there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

                  see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

                  Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

                  Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

                  What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

                  She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

                  He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

                  oh my god

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                    jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

                    jotenheimr:

                    blackrabbit94:

                    The power of Cosplay

                    wow

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                      mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

                      mikalhvi:

                      gentlemanbones:

                      "What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

                      …Oh.”

                      is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

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                        onthebookshelf:

                        I feel guilty when I walk out the bookshop without buying anything but I also feel guilty when I walk out with 5 books do you see my problem?

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                          little-miss-cierra:

                          jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

                          moriarty:

                          me blogging

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                          IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

                          Sometimes I laugh when I reblog something.

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                            dongstomper69:

                            seancodyismydaddy:

                            dongstomper69:

                            when you’re IMing with daddy and he says he wont be home in time for cummies

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                            what does this even mean

                            when you are using an instant messaging service to communicate with your BDSM partner and he says he wont be finished with his shift in time to give you sexual gratification

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you automatically turn gay if you drink this
                              you automatically turn gay if you drink this
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