What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent
Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:
"Super" = Superbad
"Who" = The Hoobs
"Lock" = John Locke from Lost
Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again
Well im glad that’s cleared up
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
With Mars thin atmosphere, there won’t be much wind to wipe this away. This dick will remain on Mars for eternity.
I feel guilty when I walk out the bookshop without buying anything but I also feel guilty when I walk out with 5 books do you see my problem?
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
Sometimes I laugh when I reblog something.
when you’re IMing with daddy and he says he wont be home in time for cummies
what does this even mean
when you are using an instant messaging service to communicate with your BDSM partner and he says he wont be finished with his shift in time to give you sexual gratification