- me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
- me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch
i want this watch for the sole purpose of being able to take a pic with it when it says i should be dead
I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.
Who is she
yes hello we are open good morning